witchy-pleakley

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  • user: Hello potion seller. I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions.
  • tumblr: My potions are too strong for you, traveler.
  • user: Potion seller, I tell you I'm going into battle, and I want only your strongest potions.
  • tumblr: You can't handle my potions. They're too strong for you.
  • user: Potion seller, listen to me. I want only your strongest potions.
  • tumblr: My potions would kill you, traveler. You cannot handle my potions.
  • user: Potion seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle, and I need your strongest potions.
  • tumblr: My strongest potions would kill you, traveler. You can't handle my strongest potions, you better go to a seller that sells WEAKER POTIONS.
  • user: Potion seller, I'm telling you right now, I'm going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions.
  • tumblr: You don't know what you asked, traveler. My strongest potions will kill a dragon, let alone a man! You need a seller that sells weaker potions! Because my potions are too strong!
  • user: Potion seller, I'm telling you I need your strongest potions! I'm going into battle! I'm going to battle and I need your strongest potions!
  • tumblr: YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST POTIONS. NO ONE CAN. MY STRONGEST POTIONS AREN'T FIT FOR A BEAST LET ALONE A MAN.
  • user: Potion seller what do I have to tell you to get your potions?! Why won't you trust me with your strongest potions, potion seller, I need them if I'm to be successful in the battle!
  • tumblr: I CAN'T GIVE YOU MY STRONGEST POTIONS BECAUSE MY STRONGEST POTIONS ARE ONLY FOR THE STRONGEST BEINGS AND YOU ARE OF THE WEAKEST.
  • user: Well then that's it, potion seller. I'll go elsewhere. I'll go elsewhere for my potions.
  • tumblr: THAT'S WHAT YOU'D BETTER DO.
  • user: I'll go elsewhere for my potions and I'll never come back!
  • tumblr: GOOD. YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE. MY POTIONS ARE ONLY FOR THE STRONGEST AND YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT OF THE STRONGEST you're clearly the weakest.
  • user: You've had your say, potion seller, but I'll have mine. You're a rascal. You're a rascal with no respect for knights! No respect for anything! Except your potions!
  • tumblr: Why respect knights....when my potions can do anything that you can.
breadna

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

breadna

dem-queer-animals:

solar-citrus:

CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion.  Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no.  Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!!  I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?

an actual helpful guide for acne, plus its actually really adorable

drinkslurm

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

cynicsandcinnamon

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

misandry-mermaid:

disneyforprincesses:

iridessence:

Typical racist rhetoric:

The “oh, but you’re not like the rest of them” line.

Never forget

His fucking face in the third pic is like every white boy I’ve ever seen try to explain away his racist/sexist/homophobic comment.

When it’s actually the opposite. English settlers were the savages. Native Americans had running irrigation systems! They had beautiful and intricate cities and homes and communities. They were clean, and respectful of the environment, and even used a form of breath sweeteners! But no. You won’t learn any of that in American history classes. You won’t learn about the complete and utter genocide of a nation of people who originally inhabited this land. Nope.